Grammy Thoughts

As I sat watching the Grammys last night it left me saying, thank God the writers are returning soon because putting people through this kind of torture due to the fact that NOTHING else is on, is just flat out mean. (Side note to the lack of TV: I have become obsessed with the democratic nomination selection... I am reduced to caring about our political system. What kind of America is this...)

Yet, I produced a few thoughts, which I found extremely surprising that some existed as I felt my brain cells fleeing out my ears in horror.

1. I was perusing my rock star handbook, there are only two types of people who are allowed to wear sunglasses indoors. (Shockingly the man who wrote I wear sunglasses at night is not on the list) Those people are the ones who are blind (Stevie Wonder, Andrea Boccelli) and Bono. Even though I think one who doesn't have a grasp on speaking English and using correct grammar should be a disability, but last time I checked you still don't get to park in the good spaces. Flo Rida, I'm talking to you. Take off the glasses. You look like a moron.

2. What is the attraction to Amy Winehouse? She is nuts, her music is crap and a half, and she sounds like a man. They tried to make me listen and I said no, no, no. This is a mystery that will puzzle me for YEARS to come. I do have a theory that one of her tattoos is hypnotic and anyone that gets near her becomes entranced. It's either that or the car wreck theory. It's so horrible, but you can't look away. I will say this for her though, at least Cyndi Lauper has found a kindred spirit. They can go be insanely bizarre together.

3. I thought Herbie Hancock was a car from a Disney movie.

4. Tina Turner has the most amazing legs of any 70 year old in the universe, but was it me or did she seem to have a load in her tinfoil color spandex? Also, next time Beyonce, could you make your outfit a little shorter? It was really inconsiderate of you to think that the people in the balcony could see up your dress. Yes the entire orchestra could, but you really don't care about the people in the cheap seats.

5. Was that man in the Time playing a keytar? Oh my gosh... there is a God.

6. Finally, if Josh Groban and Andrea Boccelli sounded any better I am pretty sure they would be shipped off to "Too Talented Island." I hear it is a lot like Lost only the dialog and story lines make sense.