While killing time in New York, I find myself alone in my thoughts... Here's a look inside my thoughts from the other day...
- Times square has the single largest Target ad of all time. Where is the Target in which the people looking at the ad can experience the joy that is buying an extremely cute purse and granola bars all at one amazing shot? New Jersey. Therefore, under further analyzation, this is actually a HUGE ad for Jersey. You're welcome, New Jersey.
- The idea of mugging someone is not something that has ever entered into my thought stream. Then a woman carrying two bags of Crumbs cupcakes started walking next to me. I've never wanted punch a small elderly woman and take her bags of cupcakes so badly... by the time I decided it would be worth it, she was gone. Watch out lady... next time... next time...
- Mac and Cheese wins. I would like to give the inventor a hug.
- While standing in St. Patrick's Cathedral, the song Hallelujah came on. That was fucking weird....
- When I act, I liken myself to John Mayer. I have talent, but the faces I make are absolutely ridiculous. I would... and do... make fun of myself.
- HOLY SHIT!!!! (After getting almost killed by a taxi that doesn't seem to understand traffic signals.)
That's all for now from the crazy head of Shannon.. stay tuned for more...
No comments:
Post a Comment